Archive - From the Brain of Lynn Cartia

Bloodbaths EVERYWHERE

Mar 19 •

November 2023

You Can't Have Endometriosis

Aunt Flo came to visit me when I was in 5th grade. I remember it well. It was a warm summer night and my family had just returned home from Dairy Queen…

Nov 15, 2023 •

October 2023

And the Award for Biggest Antisemite goes to...

Not gonna lie, kids…it’s been a tough two weeks. The Israeli-Hamas issue has worn on my heart like sandpaper. It has consumed my thoughts and that’s…

Oct 23, 2023 •

If Hitler had a Facebook Page

'Cause the comparisons can't be ignored

Oct 22, 2023 •

September 2023

"Professor Biden"

<The following quote should be read in a slow, slurred voice. Imagine if you combined 4 Benadryls and 3 shots of tequila. Got it? Good. Go!> “Our…

Sep 16, 2023 •

The Real Heroes

aka: Joe Biden's speech writers

Sep 13, 2023 •

August 2023

The Billionaires of Hawaii Need to Step Up

So, here’s what I’m thinking…. The beautiful people of Lahaina are hurting. Also, there are a lot of really really really wealthy people with properties…

Aug 15, 2023 •

July 2023

You Are All Going to Hell

Screaming Salvation through a bullhorn

Jul 27, 2023 •

Leave Barbie Alone

or give her company

Jul 22, 2023 •

Are You Kidding, Girl? It's Just a Photo

Let the parody begin

Jul 18, 2023 •

This Ain't Your Mama's Snow White

It's Disney. No one is surprised anymore.

Jul 17, 2023 •

The Joy of Buttered Saltines

The summer of my 4th grade year, my mom and I would sit together on the couch every afternoon and watch reruns of The Carol Burnett Show. We didn’t go…

Jul 17, 2023 •

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