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May 2025

Face-Shoved in Hanoi: a love story
French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife, Brigitte, landed in Hanoi, Vietnam a few days ago for an official visit.
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Notes from the Bathroom Floor: A Colonoscopy Confessional
This is not the detox Gwyneth Promised
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The Grasshopper Knows
Illness deserves compassion. Deception deserves consequences.
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Either Jake Tapper Lied, or He’s Bad at His Job. Discuss.
Jake Tapper of CNN wrote a book.
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Brewed Awakening
Dark Roast. Dark Times.
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The Scariest Thing in Congress isn't a Stroke; it's a Spine.
The past few years have delivered a remarkable number of plot twists:
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Substack Ranked Me as a "Rising Humor" Writer
I'm just as shocked as you.
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Discounted Lipitor: A Nation in Crisis
Trump made drugs affordable and civilization collapsed
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Is it Hot in Here or is it just Tom Jones?
I’ve had 16 hours to process what I’m about to say.
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Winner of Best Look at the 2025 Met Gala
The 2025 Met Gala took place last night.
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The Crime of Prayer
Literally.
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