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Bloodbaths EVERYWHERE
Election 2024
Mar 19
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November 2023
You Can't Have Endometriosis
Aunt Flo came to visit me when I was in 5th grade. I remember it well. It was a warm summer night and my family had just returned home from Dairy Queen…
Nov 15, 2023
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October 2023
And the Award for Biggest Antisemite goes to...
Not gonna lie, kids…it’s been a tough two weeks. The Israeli-Hamas issue has worn on my heart like sandpaper. It has consumed my thoughts and that’s…
Oct 23, 2023
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If Hitler had a Facebook Page
'Cause the comparisons can't be ignored
Oct 22, 2023
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September 2023
"Professor Biden"
<The following quote should be read in a slow, slurred voice. Imagine if you combined 4 Benadryls and 3 shots of tequila. Got it? Good. Go!> “Our…
Sep 16, 2023
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The Real Heroes
aka: Joe Biden's speech writers
Sep 13, 2023
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August 2023
The Billionaires of Hawaii Need to Step Up
So, here’s what I’m thinking…. The beautiful people of Lahaina are hurting. Also, there are a lot of really really really wealthy people with properties…
Aug 15, 2023
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July 2023
You Are All Going to Hell
Screaming Salvation through a bullhorn
Jul 27, 2023
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Leave Barbie Alone
or give her company
Jul 22, 2023
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Are You Kidding, Girl? It's Just a Photo
Let the parody begin
Jul 18, 2023
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This Ain't Your Mama's Snow White
It's Disney. No one is surprised anymore.
Jul 17, 2023
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The Joy of Buttered Saltines
The summer of my 4th grade year, my mom and I would sit together on the couch every afternoon and watch reruns of The Carol Burnett Show. We didn’t go…
Jul 17, 2023
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