Someone Remind Joe Scarborough He IS the Media
Today’s Media Jagweed Award Goes to… MSNBC's Joe Scarborough! Congratulations, Joe!
Let’s listen to Joe Scarborough re: the Hunter Biden Laptop Story a month prior to the presidential election.
“It’s so OBVIOUSLY disinformation. The person who writes the story won’t even put their name on it ‘cause they KNOW it’s a lie.
History will expose you all as fools and useful idiots for the Russians.
For four years now, there has been aline from Russian agents into the campaign.
It’s unbelievable how stupid you think Americans are…”
~October 2020
Now, this story has now been proven true by the NYT. Mind you, the story was posted by the NYPost and banned from social media as disinformation a month prior to the election.
But now that the story has been proven TRUE, and the WaPo finally admitting it and running with the contents, Joe is blaming the media. He’s OUTRAGED, even.
“What we all need to examine, and it’s not Hunter Biden, it’s what the media did do and what the media didn’t do, most importantly what it did and didn’t do during the end of that election cycle. The NYPost comes out with it and they are the only ones who come out with it and they were banned from social media. That was horrific.”
April 2022
Not gonna lie, I yelled in my car when I heard this story. It sounded something like this:
“YOU ARE THE MEDIA, you jagweed. You went to great lengths to suppress this story. You called anyone who believed it “fools” and “useful idiots for the Russians.”
YOU are the problem, Joe Scarborough.
YOU are the problem, American Media.
You shut it down every bit as much as Twitter.
You will coddle and side with elites and are to blame for much of the ills that permeate society. You will suppress GOOD news if you don’t like the subject and suppress BAD news if it’s one of your darlings.
You are not impartial; you pick winners and losers. You influence elections and perceptions. You form the narrative."
And then, to both my delight and dismay, I morphed into Clark Griswold from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:
"I'd like Joe Scarborough right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy media throne with all the other rich "journalists" and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is!
Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?"
The only thing missing was a Moose mug.