What's odd is not that President Biden stood on stage with hands clenched during his recent CNN Town Hall; it's that our Commander-in-Chief stayed that way for SO LONG. About 19 seconds, by my count.
Now, I have come up with possible reasons for this. Never let it be said I do not give the benefit of the doubt.
REASONS PRESIDENT BIDEN STOOD LIKE THIS FOR NEARLY 20 SECONDS AT HIS RECENT TOWN HALL
He thought he was milking a cow standing up.
He thought he was a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em robot. More specifically, the blue one.
In his mind, he was holding two very large, very heavy margaritas and didn’t want to spill them.
He forgot to bring out the large graphic to share with the audience, but pretended to hold it anyway.
He imagined he was the Rocketeer and had to save Jennifer Connelly by flying his jetpack.
He thought he was skiing and had to hold on tight to his poles. His confused expression the result of wondering “What is Anderson Cooper doing on this mountain in Aspen with me? And how is he skiing without poles?"
Or, the most likely of all the explanations:
In response to Anderson Cooper's inflation question, the guy on the other end of Biden’s earpiece feeding him prompts said,
“Okay, say, "Above all, we persist.”
But Biden heard “Above all, bawl yer fists.”
So, he did, until the earpiece guy screamed, “Dammit, Joe. STOP IT. THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID TO DO.”
Yeah, I’m going with that last one.
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